THSAS One Word Story 2020-09-25

Rules: Begin separately with the words spread among yourselves “once upon a time” remember that you can only say one word and others must contribute before you can say anything else. Once upon A time There was a Time when No one body Hit the women Or men and nasa engineers. So I love them You Joe Bama mama madre The world Died. Along With With And Goat So Did The somebody Who once Knew Was told A me Time Kite the Koala Died Oh Heavenly.
 And Dino’s Dead died because The Woman End Lives Volcanos Erupted And Pigs Died. NASA Is A Piece Of Pie That And Has Flat Earths Which Orbit The World Called Mars Which Elon Nuked During The First Religious war Of Gay People 1987 Marriage. Once This Was Gay And Homosexuals Lol. Died Oh No They Tried To Kill Themselves By Using force Dildos. These Homos Could Destroy Every Straight flies In America. Once Upon A Gal A Guy Tried To Become A Gay Man. I Also Like creeper Aw Man so We Gave A Creeper A Long tail. It Was A Gay Tail Made To Be A Highly Long Mars Trip To Destroy Mars. Due To The Gay Sadness Which Permeates Straight People Into Mars. cheeseburger Tastes stinky GG @ceo of worms, you just advanced to level 2! And turbulent rambunctious grandiloquent flabbergasted H*ck what do you not get about one word nword said "egg" because howdy was being gay not because Tom ate dick but had didn't wear the best condom for in texas yee haw. mother of god look at that very angry and large frolicking spotify account That comes in GG @Senor_Av0cad0, you just advanced to level 3! the **Thank you for adding me!** ✅ damn beat me to it get the FRICk out of here rhythm bot you are noT a one word nor a story smh my head. I Hate This big World Is kinda Werid. It ?ranks There are no ranks on this server. ?rank ?level ?leaderboard killed Who ran For Prime minister Of southeast new Arendelle ? The best Prime Minister Has many Slaves In His Basement who We’re *WERE Learning How To code Nigerian Bob scammer *BOMB
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 jk scammer is good While many people I Know Create Things That Look Like GG @nram1500, you just advanced to level 5! rocket Ship and kerbal astronauts Fly to The moon And Sky GG @Rabias0, you just advanced to level 2! And The Warm bowl of soup initiated A Huge launch At The NASA Facility In Texas We Because Yee HAGAGAGA Haw? Said GG @C1trusSk8tes, you just advanced to level 1! The Texan Over The River Of Epic Paradise After The Old Game Was Burned, And Destroyed By Kyle. Kyle Is Then A monster Appeared From hell And Began eating People pleasurably For free. Timothy Allen Gave His Father drugs Laced with Pure sugar And Coffee because Timothy is Highly Addicted to Opioids From Middle Eastern middlemen. Therefore Timothy went To an Abandoned @Rabias0 "Store" doesn't begin with a vowel so it cannot be preceded by "an". Oh well. I guess I'll replace store with "abnormal". Store We English real well here (whoops). When I Was A halloween Town Fool Was A Sleepy Boy Couldn’t Sleep Bc girl Was nice And beautiful But sassy Kid Was A Lame Kid Named Rabia Yes Eat My Food Because It Was Bad Girl? Yes Maybe Nice No Oh Yea. School Sucks. lol Now i Have been Crying because I am Lazy me2 Damn SAT2morow Oh n Gl thanks GG @Didy, you just advanced to level 4! so
. Once upon a time there was a hot oh ok Capybara HAHAHAHA Lame and Yo yo Is A Mean Toy Crap Is Great to Clean his Long and His very Short finger Was wet Because he Was doing Drugs HAHAHAA and Women it Was Good so Hot that I Cries and Dies wow what fun the Person Is Dead the next day he was Dead so the woman decided to take the drugs since the guy was dead Ooh Scandal hehehee Sketch tbh i love it Me too GG @Rabias0, you just advanced to level 10! one day More Time was A sexy Method of Dying with Big **** And Small mouth Which could Be bi g And so The girl Was sucking lLOL SORRY That Was big Sad HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAa Lmao one More Time He Sucked A Giant Dick Because Shoomp He Wanted To Be Sexy Because His Cat Was Gay And The Cat Fucked A Cow So Hard That It’s Milk Shot Out Of Its Was A Sad Day To Be A Sad Big Boy. He Was on His 30th Rockets Launch Going On 31. Years Hello World. Howdy Java Script Is epic Eww And just Plain Garbage ready To yeet Away He Awesome Sucked really good And yummy Sandwich it Was super spicy. Desperate cat Is licking Her paw And Lick lick Yum Yum Slurp Slurp And Go THRASH. then I Took A Bite of the chunkiest Cookie Monster. Duck killed lemonade and ate a grape GG @Gale, you just advanced to level 2! and Orange But died :C. then He Loved Me Very Little Not At All He Loved Her Very Much Little Big Mac Yum From gimbap sushi and black noodles. And Ice Cold Heart Broke Into the Water of The ice river is the death Stream of Gravity waves That We’re Cold Liquid Nitrogen canister Full of Big Yikes. The Teacher who ate GG @Silver, you just advanced to level 2! other Students while The other Teachers watched. and listend To the Students screams We are People The one Who Blacked out Ate Of Shoes Vertex and Jumped over The GG @ava, you just advanced to level 10! The CandlE Died Death Of Dog Water bottle GG @SPQRALAN, you just advanced to level 2! Was crumbled And Crunched. Later With Lasers Then he Flew away From neptun. While Jupiter Is Spinning And falling And revolving through the nebula and sleeping on a Mattress made Of feathers From *martian creeper aww man it said Hello! then poison killed aliens from another Icicle Cavern with One bear Then cried "ob-la-di-ob-la-da" lol Then exploded Like boom did they become skrlrtons Weak i Jumped from a cliff And broke their bones because they were GG @Charli☕, you just advanced to level 3! Sad But The GG @TheVideoMaker, you just advanced to level 2! Czech invaded earth with aliens And hot dogs Rained down In a Pit full of snakes then drank GG @ava, you just advanced to level 11! their own blood. he becxame tall carnivore who eats spinach lol hey its not funny spinach is delicious he he is carnivore can't eat spinash *spinach made of animal bones lol he only eats human and "spinash" ahhhh lmao lol how does it taste delicious especially if u put sugar on it I've never eaten it before ITS SO GUD reaaly im afraid of eating stuff I've never had before yeah me 2 but its good not still sure about though lol
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 that's the human in me thats more than one word id say the same thing to u lol i mean yeah thats fair again lol That’s a Rabbit who fly Into a big star wars troup Full of laser beams and death Happened when the cat ate the mouse named channel who was Really small and Fat and angry and Dumb and not white like milk But American Angel died when the Russian sniped him in the nose of his gorilla Arm however he ate the spinach and sugar knew the way taste of it was juicy and sweet Candy Cane Building Built A Monkey And a Big Mouse in The Hole in the Boat in The sea. The Air Was hot because of eruption. it this Dog Is Chonky And scrunchy and lumpy and grumpy And Bumpy And Yummy And Dumpy Vomit Spilled all Over the Floor is Being whopped With a Big stick Big facts Had Air √ heads With candy In his Unmarked hat Machine that Makes bubbles And cranberries. the Cranberries were Very Very Very weird Like unicorn- pie. the Pie was good because it was jumping off a very steep ramp. while i was walking on water and blood from the my only heart of Pure Gold and silver with bronze Aesthetics. lol was very confused because The first girafe was adulterated by a Trespasser then he Faced the greatest hippoppo Punitive and definitive but obscure and hidden but not big on mutt or mud and quicksand with the sand in sand then the aligatot ate the sand and then died a white and mighty crocadile really really Really Really really Really really really Really really really Really sad Weeped and Died then Died again Then they Went to Their friend In the hole in his Basement D4 D5 C4 e6 Nc3 DxC4 @mzyyy E4 Nc6 Bxc4 Be7 Nf3 e5 D5 Nd4 Nxd4 GG @mzyyy, you just advanced to level 3! yo @MEE6 it’s only one word per message bro exd4 Qxd4 Bf6 E5 Kf8 Exf6 Qxf6 Qxf6 Nxf6 Chess Is good and thoughtful And cool And Awesome and Cool then He won A game Of gambling So he Went To The Alleyway To Buy @mzyyy Some Cool kids From A school that Fed students to frogs that are Dead so They resurrected the people So they Brought Some very Small but Also very Big cucumber Slices To Ava YUM So she Could have A bigger And better Life as A student. Wow thx guys I rly do lol ur welcome Then the banana decided to go up to the can and kill it. The Beans Tasted A Eat GG @Ellie Watson, you just advanced to level 1! of Bear traps Were Dangerously hanging out of The car. Then the Bear traps were chilling With the Air on blowing clouds around The earth by wind And the rocket Flew Into a Dark and Airless space Far Far Far Away Star Light years away from the Techno City In Spectra you Have entered the new Dimension then we Are a Unit Which one Is This dead, lets restart lmao My chair Is vibrating And jumping on the top of the roof and saw a giant fluffy white gorilla who was a good teacher GG @SPQRALAN, you just advanced to level 4!.he became a kid who was an Alien From mars Who was Very Eccentric GG @ava, you just advanced to level 23! and Y’all Tall , so The Pizza Flew Across the world and Established GG @Monkeyfritos, you just advanced to level 3! a Tyrannical Government In Jupiter for Piracy. and The Philosopher was Surprised at The Vast Capacity Of Hypocrites to the Moon because dogs eat Flowers Voraciously in Greece. Alberto thinks That He Is healthy and Safe With pasta Pie too Love. and the Latter Was Missing GG @C1trusSk8tes, you just advanced to level 9! A GG @nram1500, you just advanced to level 20! Brain So He Became Dead Rip. Now Antonio Is A Good person So he Got a Xbox One and A new PS4 and A piano Which Plays Xbox Zero With a Cat on The top Of the Piano then was happy And The flowers Were slowly Being asphyxiated By the Baby GG @Mirradow, you just advanced to level 4! Who Was Danny DeVito In a Big Warm bowl Of Ham Which was Soaked in Rum. he Was very Upset because The chicken Was squirming Underneath his Table Of pollution And dead Servers GG @Monkeyfritos, you just advanced to level 7! Which are Dead because No one Gave A smoothie Of Tomatoes And avocados And Tarantulas To the Nice Stranger Walks A long ferret Down The Street In An Airless Vacuum Of Nothing. Pizza Is Epic. What in The World Is **Pineapple** On Pizza Like what Kind of Person doesn't Like ***fish*** Me personally I love Pineapple Pizzas
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 for A Kit-Kat Or human Unless you Are A dog. the Moon Is Made Of Cheese And Guacamole Because Neil Armstrong Decided He Would Like To Go And Find Some Special Kind Of Gems From The Surface Of The Moon. If You Are strong Then Force yourself To Digest Blue Diamonds Without Any Milk Or Water Or Orange juice Because Diamonds Are a Slippery slope. The dog Named dog Decided what He wanted To eat Which Was A Big Mushy Waste Made Of Carrots. The Emotional And Traumatic Experience Was Sad Because It Did Not Have Any GG @C1trusSk8tes, you just advanced to level 12! Sense or Reason. the Gamer Loved To cry About having No Epic party At her Bar mitzvah Because the People Of the World hate The evil Person who Left them With a Lack of Koalas from Australia. Australia is A big Mess because God ran A red Line across New Zealand Because they Gave people To eat The whiteshark Which was Very angry Because it Had pain In It's Brain because The it's. not There. The Bear Must Tell Me how Does My Life feel Right Like super Excellent and Accomplished and Cool Nintendo Games Everywhere. Nintendo And Bethesda decided To destroy Sony. No more Games said the disembodied acrobat. Mario Spewed Some GG @C1trusSk8tes, you just advanced to level 14! Anger At Princess Daisy Because Mario Despises Daisy’s Attitude Towards Peach After she Ate a Peach In His Kart While Bowser's Son Died Lol RIP https://tenor.com/view/press-f-pay-respect-keyboard-gif-12855017 Wow Ok :Ffornaren:. The Dog barked. Bob barked. Sentences Suck. Once Upon A December In 1830 , A tall Man strutted Along the Side of The Railroad. Bruh. Then When a Big Big big **Big** **BIG** **_BIG_** snaily - boi Pooped into Man's Over-sized Luggage because He le f t His train Early to Walk around Railroads. The Snail listened To a Song about Apples falling Down onto A young Child’s fingernail ”Ouch!” sai d The smoll Child
 。 he Then decided To die. Snail wanted To crucify The family For the Crimes the y Commited no t Becuase t he y Pooped iinstead Of ea ting Thumb-tacs this gettin rough because LOL They killed The GG @Mirradow, you just advanced to level 7! but che r. Snail wa s Praying to God instead d Of bullying Families in to Crucifixion for Murdering t he Chefs in Hotels
 du e To t he Influx o f Immigrants From mars And Jupiter. Because of One Us. Centuries Ago , AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " Screamed All The People. All The small Things are Great... As a Fish , I am very squishy And squeamish Because a Lack of Oversized rabbits To drag Me across The bed And firewall Of the Fridge because Fridges hate Me not Ava but Still loves Nobody. the Very lonely Ziptie unzipped The organs oof that was dark Of his Victims and Spread them All over His body. The Death caused Death to Die hahaha totally saw that coming because Death to Die from Death ughhh naren..... No , said Nobody into Nothing and Someone was Not ok They cried Because life Is horrid And congealed Into a Piece of Nothing and Something made Out of Nothing so The guy Who died Collapsed into Nothing. Later, A Metallic Fish Swam. Bruh. A b c d e f G h i j k l m n o i am legit having a hard time remembering which letters come next p Lol q r s t u v w x Y z Oh So Welp i put an F No. i put in the F in that alphabet thing a F was Given a Place To Pay For its Crimes. Zoomers Are Straight Up young
 And Fresh. Epic Gamers are So Not Mean , but one called himself a Complete failure Because He Was A Piece Of Shit And He didn't care. He Died Due To unknown Death reasons Such as Dying and Death and Ductape and gease and ava. HAHAHAHA yesss Ava is Very cool B) And good. This is A cool Gamer moment. Brought you To by the Association Of Admins And Admins. Once There Was A baby Found in Me. hahahahahahaha this Aint a Yeehaw moment. so There happened A weird a strange And it Was deleted. the. and It was a big BIG big Small emasculate big and Non-existent and It wanted To death die yes Yes yes... yes No. maybe no Potentially nah dangerous yes? And was A big blood Hound oop red And death and horrendous Eyebrows that Were arching Up and [redacted]. You Are Out Of Control And Need A Triangle To Be Desensitised By Nazis And Clowns Who Like Death And Cartoons Which Are The Bane Of My Tortillas Yum Nice! I Love is Not sushi. but What is A sushi With no bread.
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 This can't End with You. No Way. Once I Went To A Very Fresh walmart And bought A Coffin For Dead People To Bury Some Fools. anyways, I Have Gone To The Other Cemetery to Kill the [redacted]. During The 1900s People fought In big stadium Full Of Peanuts and Butter And GG @nram1500, you just advanced to level 24! Chocolate. It Was A dark Place. Can’t Even See For The Hazards Of Lava are Very sensitive To Water Because Soon the American aircraft Named Freddie The freddie Boi of The greatest Caliber octopuses Have taken Over The. new sentence GG @MJTan, you just advanced to level 4! Once upon the times, the times were very many sluggish slugs ; they had sluggy slugs and sloggy Slops decided To park His bubbly And Jumped A Shark out Of the Sea and Crunched a Poisoned ape Until It evaporated under The mail. Tomorrow I am dying from the adverbs from West America to eat GG @MJTan, you just advanced to level 7! a fried coke can. This can't be good. Ok. WHat The actual ~~Frick~~ are you eating food Inside a Little taranchula from mars or venus or me or you and stop. reminder: At some Places The icecream is non-existent. so Whipped cream Is more **Epic** than crying. The pasta Tastes saucy. but although Taste Is temporary for Saints To GG @MJTan, you just advanced to level 11! Be , A Big Saucy egg he Stabs Him “What, you You Egg” boy I want To We share brain Murder The Person above Me Has Now A Big mango [{("I love mango")}]. This ain't It Chief It is Da but Died. The. End. Everybody wants You to Have a Sample from My collection Of ancient Toys from Space because Poop is Nasty and You are Poop just Poop and Poop very creative story so This made My Day A Great One Thanks! No ? I don't Think That this Is Real Bad In This Little Friend Named John Cena Of The cenas. John , Cena Was A Wrestler Who Was Invisible Because you Can’t see Him and His umbrella are Kool like Kool-Aid which Is a Bummer. Roasting People is Funny because Making fun Of People Is So Funny Because you Get sad. :( Socrates And Shaggy Teamed In A Battle Against Kowalski And Sully who Stabbed the Traumatic story Of Darth Vader the Supreme Epic Commander Of Ohio , Vader And Anakin Fought Themselves In The Desert Where Many of The great Sands got Loved. Kevin Who Is Heavy Weight Pounced On his Second Ground To Punish Yoshi. after Kenobi was Sent to NASA to train a robot To channel The force Into a massive Energy then Kamehameha died because Goku Epicly Used radiation poisoning Apples then Had an epileptic. This was An Epic dead ? Posthumously which means after Being dead and buried in A pumpkin Into A pumpkin by a pumpkin immersed In a pumpkin using A pumpkin then sautéing was A Big And small donkey named Oregon Who originated from The abyss Underground And Is Done. Then you , as A Dragon Ate A Large Volleyball And Spit It The Force Is strong With you Young padawan. Meanwhile The Bumblebee Went Into A Portal Which Teleported To Nether *woosh* In And Hell Rose Up By Lava Through A Lavafall Of Lava. Meanwhile Steve , At The Last Supper Of Nether Fortress , Created By The seaside that bananas terraformed the terrestrial Object Beautifully Rendered In solidworks And Dismembered Creepers Blew Up In Diamond then Died Inexplicably From Bubonic Plague Which Is Desirable To Diamond Creatures Like A Horse In A movie Production plant. NASA is Awesome And National! However I Don’t Understand Why You Like The Watermelon. A Broken And Incorrect Person ran away towards the epicenter of his fears , doubts , and disbelief about disbelief and Then expatriated the Fears Of the Redbull. The Creeper Went Cracklecracklecrackle Boom And Pop Went The Building As Wilson dismounted from his minecraft pig after He Crafted A diamond Axe Which enabled The House Redstone To A Lamp That Lit On fuego. The Panda Of The Backyard Bunker told Trump that Coronavirus Is coming to The united states Very quickly. Oh my Goodness gracious! Discombobulation Is Undesirable Unless one Wishes to Have a Bad bad Time with The ghasts Of Hell!! Oh My Word! Y'all Are Really Really nice Especially When Joe Pulls GG @C1trusSk8tes, you just advanced to level 25! Himself Out Of A Can Of Death. In america There Are Many Weapons (does not reflect my political views) That can Shoot And protect The Unicorns Of Minecraftia Epicly. One Person , however, thought That My Pizza was Discusting Because There Was Pineapples On *(**bruh I like pineapple pizza :/**)* The ***(Get out! Pineapple pizza is terrible.)*** Pizza **(Not even, it’s sooooo good)**. Pineapple Is (who can get here first @C1trusSk8tes or @itsletisha) the Worst ***(FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG IN PIZZA)*** but Apples (lol itsletisha won) shoudln't Be on Pizza unlike Pepperoni or Mushrooms which Taste like Heaven On Pizza (**bruh I was asleep but still pineapple is epic**). Gummies shouldnt Be Alive To Prevent Others From living On Welfare But I Love Your self And Their Puppies Gummies were resurrected From Fruits And Veggies from My Volcano In Hawaii that Resulted in the End Of The Jello Factories but Not The Hershey’s Bane of Arthropods. (Dont u think that when many ppl try to make a story with only one word at a time per user, many preferences are overridden?) Minecraft (yeah, like I love gummies lol) In NASA , there are Many steel Factories with magical enchantments like Efficiency IV and Silk Touch All sautéed Like Peanuts With Chocolate Coating and Turnips with Strawberry glaze Sprinkles. Time Will Fly When Their Milliseconds Fluctuate By In Space Engineering And Science. In 5 parsecs , I ran From Kepler to Mars. Lightyears can alter The Universe Balance Force The stars and black lights To shine Brighter than The Stars And although There was Many *were many Creeper is Stealing All our Diamonds again So We Can Get Back Under The Ground And Avoid The Massive Guilt That Threw Everyone Off The Minecart And Exploded. Inside The Box There Exists A Big Black Portal Gun. Shoot the Chicken And big Duck Went Into The cave And Mined Many Rocks With A Pickaxe And Some Diamonds. Fun times Come Now When you Friendly To Villagers Who Need Items To Build A Mansion. Who Flies Around Space When Suddenly A Big Cheese Crashes And Destroys the While I Fought A Lizard Monster Kamikazes In A Forgotten Forest While Moving At Light speed Through The Vast Ocean. The Big Boy Was Driving A Large Fast F-250 stealth Red Moist Truck Carrying You And your Big sweaty Towel From The hotel Is Very Wet. Melons are the source Of Power for All lemons And Energy Orbs Are Red For All The Crazy Pianos and Cows In the Ship are Dead. It’s A Trap Door To The Dark Side Of the Nether Realm Where Ghasts Shoot Flaming fireballs Of Trash And Spit At You. 785432543 (technically this can begin a sentence) yoctoseconds (a yoctosecond is 1 septillionth of a second, look it up) Ago An Archaeopteryx Met A Dog Named Juan Who Ate (I know my SI prefixes, @Squid2403
) Some (not everyone remembers that stuff) Corn (I like to follow standards and specifications) And (I can't assume that everyone behaves the exact same way that you act) Vomited At The Nearest Restaurant (Fair) Called Domino’s Falafels And Playhouse. Then the Manager Yelled At Juan For Being a Dumb Squid Because of Juan’s Obsession With Shiny Cars That Are Really Fast And Slow. I Had A Bad Day At Walmart When They Told The Tall Person To Stop Drinking All The Seawater Kool-Aid Made Of orange and Sweat Because It Was Friday And The Truck Was Feeling Very Ill. Where Are Snakes Available Around Here ? In The Future Dragons Will Rename Cities To Skyrim And Roblox. To Get To Mars We Need A Rocket That Can Fly As Birds Do When They Fall Straight. You Should Not Be Able To Humbly Ask Someone For The Price Of A Pencil Without The Knowledge Of Finance And Also Economics. Nasa Does Absolutely Nothing Unless They Have A Lot Of Money. Why Does the Internet Like Nonsensical Idiotic Content Like Politics And Stories About Nonsensical Vehicles That Have Lots Of Money and Stories About Kids Who Play Fortnite. Where Was The Body Hidden. It is Impossible for the tall Hat Luffy To Hide In Such A Small Area Full Of Spiders and Big Insects , Nami And Luffy Have No Lettuce to Sell For Money. One Of The Last Things She Did Was Go To The Old Place Called Jaya Jamba Jams N’ Jellies And Also Go To The Spooky Scary Skeletons Graveyard In The Johnson Space Center Houston Area Under The Large Rocket Diorama In The Center Of The Office. School Has Absolutely Nothing To Do While Anime Is Freaking Still Awesome (Not). Among Us is A Game Where People Don't Always Do Their Jobs Which Sucks Especially Since It’s Cool When People Jump Off Building.